what is your favorite ''pick up' lines to use?

@flowergirl

Most of these men doesn't know what they're talking about

"hey girl, are those even real?"

I'm 3 for 3 with that line because I know what I'm doing, and it's not as disrespectful as it sounds.  

@olive-juice

that's too aggressive

@flowergirl

Easy to seem aggressive when all you have are words.  IRL, it depends on how it's delivered.  Often, it isn't what is said but how it was said.

The first time I used the line, the girl thought I was talking about her boobs, so she looked down at her cleavage. I then told her, "girl, I'm talking about your eyelashes.  They're so long they're like tentacles reaching out, grabbing me and pulling me toward you".

@olive-juice

I bet you say to all the girls 😜 I can tell that you are well experience.